esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

yo emma what the fuck

vulpixi-drawings: Oops, I NaruKarin’d again.

twodoorcinemafan:

tehwinslow:

well i guess i should start weed eating

MY COUSIN GOT CAUGHT EATING WEED AND HE GOT GROUNDED BC HE DIDNT EVEN DO IT RIGHT

let me rephrase: i guess i should start trimming the weeds around my house

well i guess i should start weed eating